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Submitted by : Koriander Ake, 2/22/10

Awaiting WWE’s
NXT Top Model Pro vs. Joe Who wants to be Tough Enough.
If I
close my eyes right this very moment and breathe in the ice cold
February air encircling my front door, I
can taste three separate
memories.
The first memory that springs to mind are the tears I
cried the day Paul Heyman took the longest walk in history to the RAW
commentary booth in February of 2001. I can still remember the pain in
my stomach from how tightly my mother and I held each other, as we
balled, knowing that the tiny little promotion from Pennsylvania, the
hardcore company of oddballs and misfits that I loved so very much, was
gone forever, it’s remains in the form of paperwork, sitting pretty on
Vincent Kennedy McMahon’s desk.
The second memory that I recall is
that of the thick smoke I smelled from the machine behind the curtain,
the
day of my very first Ring of Honor show, February 26th,
2005. I can remember the exact spot on the barricade where I slapped my
hand as Homicide walked to the ring with Julius Smokes trailing behind
him, barking like a dog. I can even recall the feeling of my eyes
widening, as I first took a gander at Homicide’s opponent for that
evening. A cocky, bald-headed lil’ wrestler by the name of Bryan
Danielson, who was standing on the ramp as though he owned the place.
The
third thing, which currently sits upon my brow like a little gremlin of
malice, is the memory of last Tuesday’s WWECW.
From the moment of
conception for McMahon’s watered down ECW, I knew the result would
be disastrous.
Still, the show lasted almost four years(June 13,
2006 – February 16, 2010), which is about three more than I gave it
credit for.
Watching WWECW end was much akin to watching McMahon
re-bury the casket of an old corpse. It was less the end of a television
show, as it was more the end of WWE kicking around the ashes of the
original ECW. No longer was the memory of said company to be drug
through the mud, nor to be trounced upon by random
clowns whom had never
actually experienced the original Extreme. A sobering thought, almost
like the relief
one experiences when, at last, there is closure.
So
Tuesday night, I taped the final episode. The only match announced in
the pre-show commercial was then WWECW champion Christian vs. Ezekiel
Jackson, so I thought that this would be the only thing that would
stick
out in my mind about this taping. The last true ECW alumni had already
quit many weeks prior, and there was no implication that McMahon would
have given the green light to any fancy video packages, special
“guest
stars” or even a finished card. In fact, nothing appeared to be very
special about this taping, and certainly none of the people on screen at
the arena were acting as though this was a big deal. So again I
believed that Christian’s title defense would be the only thing I could
take away from this cold, February night, but just after the opening
contest came the announcement that for the remainder of the night,
Byron Saxton and
Josh Mathews would be announcing details on WWE NXT.
The
NXT format is similar to WWF Tough Enough and Spike TV’s Pros vs. Joes.
Every week, a “mentor” (In the form of an established WWE Superstar)
will train a “rookie” (In the form of FCW talent.) to become a
“true”
WWE Superstar. Eventually, the “rookies” will face off against each
other, with the winner heading to either Raw or SmackDown. Slowly,
one at a time for the rest of the hour, they aired the mug shots of the
eight mentors and their new protégés. As each man’s face hit the screen,
I was overcome by a waive of pity. Through the magic of YouTube, I have
watched each of the following wrestlers come up:
Justin Gabriel
(formerly Justin Angel and PJ Black, former model, FWA and WWP standout
and son of “The Pink Panther” Paul Lloyd Sr.)
Heath Slater (NWA
Wildside competitor)
Skip Sheffield (Formerly Ryan Reeves,
OVW wrestler and Tough Enough 4 finalist)
Wade Barrett (Formerly
Stu Bennett/Sanders of NWA Hammerlock Wrestling, student of Al Snow and
Jon Richie)
Darren Young (Formerly IWF and ECWA’s “Frederick
Of Hollywood” Fred Sampson, #317 in PWI’s 500 of 2008)
David
Otunga (Student of Norman Smiley and Tom Prichard, formerly “Punk”
on I love New York 2)
Michael Tarver (Formerly Tyrone Evans of
Pro Wrestling Xpress, who celebrated his 5th year as a
wrestler on February 19th.)
I’ve seen them all fight not
only in FCW but in many other companies as well, so it should go
without saying
that the eight “rookies” need about as much training as I
need an earring through my toe.
While watching ECW, I felt a drop in
my stomach, and an eerie chill down my spine. The very same feeling I
had just before Takeshi Morishima knocked out Bryan Danielson in their
Chicago PPV fight September 15th, 2007. The same chill I
experienced the day Pelle Primeau suffered his accident against
Delirious in the summer of 2008, and the same creepy feeling I had just
six days after my 11th birthday on November 9th,
1997, one
hour before the infamous Screwjob.
I tried to ignore this
familiar feeling, hoping to God that this drop in my stomach was just
hunger, or perhaps
the chill down my spine was just a sign that I needed
a sweater. But alas, my fear was realized, as the mug shot
of Daniel
Bryan hit the screen.
The American Dragon ~ Bryan Danielson, a man
who was taught how to wrestle 10 years ago by William
Regal and the
Shawn Michaels Academy. The man who escaped a cage ~ ASLEEP ~ against
Samoa Joe in a
Ring of Honor title defense December 8, 2006 in Chicago
Ridge. One of two ROH champions responsible for unleashing unto the
world Alex Payne. One of the founding fathers of Ring of
Honor, national star on ROH’s HDNet Monday night program, the same man
who used to look out for me and forbid me to “play with KENTA-san”
because I’m not “that” kind of girl. The very man whose facial hair and
eyebrows had been compromised by the WWE style crew, Daniel Bryan had
now been reduced to the status of “rookie”.
Bryan’s demotion came
only after he had wrestled his third known match for FCW, and his fourth
match
overall since WWE had signed him back in August of 2009. I
hadn’t yet forgotten the look on referee Rod Vista’s face when he had
counted to four as Bryan sat atop Kaval (Low-Ki) in a move for FCW show
#71,
when suddenly both the crowd AND Kaval yelled “He has until 5
Referee!!” Nor had I even finished
processing the fact that after 6
straight months of precious NOTHING that a potential spot on WWE NXT
was the only thing WWE Creative could come up with for Bryan. But
before I had the chance to even process this, I saw his new “mentor” on
the opposite side of the screen… Mike “The Miz” Mizanin.
Miz, a man with less
than 6 years of training under his belt who probably would never have
gotten a call back after his dismissal from Tough Enough 4 had it not
been for his role on The Real World: New York, was now
set to retrain
Bryan Danielson, and teach him how to be a “REAL star," a point driven
home less than 48 hours later when on his WWE Universe blog Miz
referred to The American Dragon as “ordinary and bland”.
The final
thing I would take away from the last WWECW program would not be
Christian’s loss to Ezekiel Jackson, who would go on to enjoy a 2:36 ECW
title reign as the WWE Copyright card aired, nor would it be Caylen
Croft and Trent Beretta vs. Goldust and Yoshi Tatsu, but instead the last
image stuck in my head from
the final WWECW taping would be that of
the bright colors and stars that flew around my head as I fell backwards
out of my chair, during the conniption fit I was having at trying to
process the fate of the FCW refugees.
WWE NXT would probably not
have garnered as much ire out of me if the “rookies” really were
rookies. If the cast consisted of average men with little to no training
to their names, I would have easily written this off as yet another
incarnation of the Diva Search and moved on. But to have these eight independent wrestlers reduced to the status of rookie with the very
implication that their entire careers up to this point no longer amount
to anything is nothing short of a slap in the face. It’s a slap to
the eight men involved, their trainers, their
opponents, former tag team
partners, their fans, and dare I say the world of professional
wrestling on a whole.
It’s WWE, or rather Vincent Kennedy McMahon,
informing the viewing audience that WWE is the “only” company out there.
It’s McMahon’s way of illustrating the myth that whatever
you do in any other company
but WWE, is a waste of time. And sadly, I
can already hear the keyboards clicking over at the Pro Wrestling
Illustrated office as the columnists begin nipping off a “kudos to you
for finally getting a WWE booking”
article about the eight men.
The
two biggest mouthpieces to vouch for McMahon’s sentiment appear to be
Miz (or perhaps his ghostwriter) and Good Ol’ JR. Mizanin’s lack of
respect for indy buffs was showcased boisterously with the statement:
“They
think that if a guy can main event in front of a hundred people at a
bingo hall, then he's ready to main event at Wrestlemania. Just because
fans on the Internet say you’re ready doesn't mean you really are. Just
because a fat guy with no teeth who sits in the front row, buys your
T-shirt and says you're the king of wrestling, doesn't mean you really
are.”
A sentiment Miz emphasized at Sunday’s Elimination Chamber,
when he insisted that the “King of the Indies” Daniel Bryan still would
not have what it takes to be anything more than (as Miz put it) “A dork
in line at a Star Wars convention”, unless by “some miracle” he could
force the boy to (Miz states: And he BETTER) listen to every word out of
“the awesome one’s” mouth. A statement with a similar feeling was
made by Jim Ross over the weekend, when he quipped on his blog:
"There are several young grapplers with potential but now is the time for
them to step up and play with the big boys."
This was the exact
same statement Jim Ross made when the original ECW folded in 2001, and
the-then WWF scooped up the likes of Tommy Dreamer, Rob Van Dam and the
rest of the misfit crew I had mentioned earlier.
In fact, on every
occasion that WWE has taken in a new wrestler from an independent
company, Jim Ross blogs “Now that the young and talented blue chipper
(wrestler name here) has made it to Raw/SmackDown, he will have the
chance to step up and play with the big boys.” The statement is just as
faithful as the now standard
“We wish (wrestler name here) all the best
in his future endeavors.”
As a lifelong fan of independent wrestling,
I find everything about NXT purely insulting. Just what prey tell
does
McMahon have to gain by demoting a top athlete in this fashion? Was the
WWF more profitable
somehow when The Honky Tonk Man was demoted from
“Indy slugger” to “Novelty Jobber”? Did WWE become a stock holder’s
best friend when Colt Cabana, Ring of Honor sensation, was shipped to
the ring after two years in development as a jobber named Scotty
Goldman? My mother once told me that you can’t build yourself up by
pushing someone else down, yet McMahon has tried to prove the old saying
wrong with every wrestler he drags in.
Equally insulting to fans of
the eight men is the knowledge that when season one of NXT wraps up in a
number of weeks that the Tough Enough statistic of employment will
have set in. When Tough Enough and the Diva Search were on the air
respectively, the employment statistic was so very precise, you could
have set your watch to it. 8-13 people are chosen. (In this case,
8.) Of the 8 newbies, two will remain employed and on screen for
the
rest of the year, regardless of winners and losers. 4 will be wished
the best in their future endeavors, someplace during the contest. The
remaining two will flounder in developmental. One will be fired early
on,
the other will be told every day that “creative doesn’t have
anything” for him until either he debuts on the low cards of SmackDown,
or is released. In two years’ time, WWE will call him back(We meet
again Mr.
Sheffield.). Of the two who made it to television, the one
who “won” the competition will be released within
two years after a
demotion storyline with HHH, Shawn Michaels, Mark Henry, a random
mid-carder, OR if
they REALLY hate him, The Undertaker. (Have you
seen Maven lately? How about Daniel Puder? Think about it.) The one
who “lost” the contest but was kept on anyway because McMahon liked him
a little bit in the legs area will have a job on screen for the next
6-8 years. (Miz iz safe)
Quite possibly, the only man to survive the
WWE reality show employment statistic is John Morrison, and
only because
he fought the company tooth and nail for his “rock star” spot. How long
do you think Ms. Layla has? If I were these two, I’d start sending out
resumes now so that when the axe falls, there will be a spot
waiting
for me on the indy circuit.
So in effect, the eight “rookies” can
look forward to WWE dragging them from show to show like so many
circus animals, placing them into innocuous reality show situations by
which they will test the boys’ social
limit for one another(I’m
waiting for the first pre-challenge brawl) before silently killing each
man’s
momentum until one by one they fall backwards into the waiting
arms of those of us who still carry the proverbial torch for the indies.
One can but hope that there is not yet a rookie pad set up in a
mountainous
region of Las Vegas, where the boys will have to share a few
bunk beds ala their Tough Enough predecessors
and their UFC Ultimate
Fighter rivals.
McMahon is trying to tell us that he is Supreme
Overlord over all things wrestling and he will use WWE NXT
to drive the
point home through the dissection of the legacy that exists for each
new Rookie. At best, the show might stand to last two seasons with ire
and resentment still building within the fans, as each new Rookie is
brought to his knees by the WWE developmental system. The one thing going for
McMahon is that there will
be people watching. I cannot lie and say
that NXT is set to be a total failure ratings-wise, as there is already a
large group of fans anticipating the show’s debut Tuesday night, with
many more curious viewers who may be watching WWE television for the
first time on the 23rd. In an ironic twist, the very people
who despise Vincent Kennedy McMahon the most will be watching each
episode without fail until the show’s end. This is not so much a
testament to WWE’s strong marketing strategy as it is a testament
to the “Internet Wrestling Fanbase” carefully watching the madman who
is holding their beloved indy boys hostage.
One other thing going for
NXT at the moment is that neither Simon Cowell nor Tyra Banks have yet
signed on
to be judges for the series. However, with the continuation of
the Raw Guest Hosts, it seems to be just a matter
of time before the
NXT models are swamped with Hollywood’s celebrity camera hogs.
Time
will tell how NXT fairs, but at the moment it seems apparent that these
eight men have been set up to be dropped. Classic Vinnie at work.